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Other Side of the F-Bomb
One would probably think
that I'm fanatical about the Mansion Poker Poker Dome show, having
luckboxed my way onto the program last summer. Not true. In fact, I've
only watched one complete episode of the show, and that's not the one I
was on, which I have the DVD of but have never been able to bring
myself to view.
So it was a bit of a surprise to
find out that a hubbub broke out over the unfortunate occurrences that
took place in Episode 41, the very last of the 'quarterfinal' episodes.
The winner was decided because of not one, but two, abusive-language
penalties that saw the Finnish player who held a commanding lead at the
start of heads-up play eventually blinded out, to the delight of his
Canadian opponent, who pocketed the $25,000 winner's check by acting as
quickly as possible during the five minutes called for by the penalties.
I
didn't see the episode, and in fact a week passed before I learned of
it, only encountering the story when I saw the posts that the show's
tournament director, Matt Savage, posted on the topic. The first of
these was put up on rec.gambling.poker
(link via Google), and the second was a running commentary
of about 100 posts over at 2+2, where Savage also commented. There may
be others; I haven't checked.
In reading through the
posts, what's been most amazing to me are the number of posters willing
to villify Savage for taking the action that he had to, given the
circumstances. It sucked that the player uttered the bombs, even as
accidental exclamations, but I can verify that everything Savage has
laid out as being explained to the players is true.
The
people who seem willing to pillory Savage --- for not somehow ruling in
the "spirit" of the law, rather than the "letter" --- ignore the fact
that he had no other choice, given the contractual circumstances as
he's explained them. I'd even go a step further and say that the folks
doing most of the bitching in general are players who just have a
problem with f-bomb rules in general... and I don't agree with them.
There is no reason why organized, competitive poker should not be able
to establish a baseline for acceptable social standards, and constant
f-bomb uttering, despite the accidental occasional exclamation (as
happened here, unfortunately), is a part of that standard.
Let's
face it: Constant f-bombs (rather than the rare, unintentional
exclamation) are often just a cheap, adolescent attempt to intimidate a
table.
But back to Matt Savage and the Poker Dome
tale of woe. I'm sure this is the first time that any televised event
has been settled in this manner, and Savage himself emphasizes how
sorry he was that he felt compelled to enforce the rule. Instead of
being slammed for it, he needs to be applauded... simply because, in
the heat of the moment, he remembered the importance of existing
precedent and acted accordingly.
Here's what a lot
of the people slamming Savage are forgetting to include: The Poker Dome
was designed to put people off balance, to put them under unusual
pressure, and see how they react. It's an experimental format that is
built within the framework of a poker game, but is really something
more of a reality show. The no-swearing rules are a part of that
format, an additional burden placed upon the player to see how much
stress he or she can take.
I cracked under the
stress; I made two clear mistakes, one when I didn't trust an obvious
tell and another when I mis-spoke a bet, which happened after the
action really heated up. (The excessive on-set heat was one of several
contributing factors.)
The point is that this is
what the show is designed to do --- to quickly force situations where
people play subpar poker. That subpar performance can occur in many
forms, and in the case of the Finnish player, it emerged in the form of
unexpected (and forbidden) utterances. It's unfortunate.
It's
also true that the show's bigwigs (including Savage) underestimated
just how Draconian the penalty would be if it occurred during
late-stage play. They've quickly made changes to the format for the
remaining shows (actually, now just "show"), to bring it more in line
with what some pure concept of "fair" would be.
Perhaps
it's an unfortunate coda to the Poker Dome experiment. My guess is the
show will go away after this season's run, but that's due to the impact
of the UIGEA, not to the success or appeal of the show itself. If
nothing else, though, the recent f-bomb episode may have a lasting
impact on the way this type of penalty is administered throughout poker.
Matt
Savage has a very high reputation among tournament directors as well.
I'd heard of him long before I stumbled onto the Dome....
Untold
anecdote: On our first trip downtown to the Neonopolis (the show's
studio locale), we waited around for some time through a
sorta-kinda-press conference stretching into eternity... then were
escorted down into the set to be shown the layout and to conduct the
seat drawing for the next night's taping. Our tour guide/nanny handed
us over to the set producer, and that person introduced this second
man, there in a t-shirt and jeans: "This is Matt Savage, the tournament
director."
That was my second biggest jolt of the
weekend, following my wandering upstairs in the Caesar's labyrinth of
business suites and walking smack-dab into Tony G. As Savage came
around to greet each of us in person, I said something like, "Matt
Savage! I'm pleased and honored to meet you!"
And
Matt said, "No, I'm pleased and honored to meet you, Haley." Which
was nice. (Thick, too, in the way of a great PR guy.) Matt had
certainly read all our bios, and on mine was the information that I was
a fledgling poker writer, but at that point my list of paid poker
credits was pretty miniscule. These days I have a few more, but Matt
played it up in style, and we were all there in Tony's shadow, anyway.
Matt
then gave me the honor of drawing the first seat card, which was the
three, and we got around to the other business at hand. During the
taping of the show, Matt would pop in behind us during breaks, looking
rather dapper but still affected a bit by the heat, like the rest of
us. He'd encourage us to chat it up a bit, as I did with Tony once or
twice during the show. And then he'd melt back to his post at the
left-rear of the set, from the audience perspective.
So
much more, so many strange, surreal things. Do I regret not playing
better? Of course. Do I regret going through the experience? Not for a
minute.
That's maybe why this latest Poker Dome
episode is so noteworthy. The concept pushed the edge, creating
unforeseen circumstances and situations where no one really quite knew,
going in, what the result would be.
Poker quality
aside, that willingness to push the edge isn't a bad legacy for the
show, come what may.
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